minivan

minivan
1. (minivan) (1016↑, 103↓)
Similar to the [shocker] (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist up the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

She's such a slewbag I had no problem parkin' the minivan in her.

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2. (minivan) (477↑, 137↓)
A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.

John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.

3. (Minivan) (347↑, 61↓)
The fat girl, usually spotted in a trio or quad group of girls. Minivans typically dress as if they were attractive. These swift moving, fast talking creatures will stay close to an attractive girl, and live of playing as a cock block

"Yo Stacy was lookin good today, so I felt like I should holla at her for a change. I got her attention but that damn MINIVAN parked in front of her." "Why is that MINIVAN wearing a skirt, nobody needs to see that."

4. (minivan) (300↑, 40↓)
A seemingly slow and boring vehicle that gives the drive license to go as much over the speed limit as desired, without fear of a speeding ticket.

Cop: "I just clocked that minivan at 120, looks like this radar is in need of repair."

5. (minivan) (318↑, 73↓)
A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.

"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"

6. (Minivan) (254↑, 16↓)
The fat friend in the group.

"Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan." - Kayne West

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7. (minivan) (282↑, 44↓)
a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in

you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you

8. (minivan) (309↑, 74↓)
Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.

I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.

9. (minivan) (260↑, 33↓)
A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents. Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.

My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.

Author: A Pissed Off Person http://minivan.urbanup.com/1025699
10. (minivan) (239↑, 15↓)
In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.

Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.

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11. (minivan) (231↑, 10↓)
A hot girl's fat friend.

Kanye West: If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan

12. (minivan) (233↑, 15↓)
adj. suburban, uncool, anything that can be associated with boring, conservative, middle class, middle American culture. Big suburban malls are minivan. 7th Heaven is minivan.

Let's get back to the city, this place is too minivan. I never watch ABC Famliy; it's too minivan. OMG, her velvet track suit is sooo minivan\! Yeah, we went to Disney World but it was awful. Everyone there was so minivan.

13. (minivan) (264↑, 57↓)
nickname for a fat girl

Your girlfriends (fat) friend is a minivan

14. (minivan) (241↑, 34↓)
A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.

Look at those guys driving that minivan\! And to think that this is NYC...

15. (minivan) (255↑, 50↓)
The querest car in the world

Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer

16. (Minivan) (132↑, 4↓)
Similar to the shocker (2 in the coin slot, 1 in the balloon knot), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist in the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted to take a ride in the [minivan]?

17. (Minivan) (134↑, 25↓)
Similar to the shocker (2 in the vertical smile, 1 going the extra mile or 2 in the ham curtains, 1 in the hurtin's), the act of putting 2 fingers in the coin slot and a fist in the balloon knot. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted a ride in the minivan?

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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